The Script

I thought I would post the script for this project as a little teaser for what is to come, so here it is...

(we are all improvising on the script to make it fit to what we think is best at the time, so we're not following this directly)

Scene One

The band walks through the corridor looking extremely nervous. They are greeted by the show’s presenter who attempts to calm their nerves. It is the second stage of the competition and the band has been called to see the presenters and are about to enter the boardroom.

Caroline Flapjack: Hello boys, how are you feeling?

Robin Thin: We’re quite nervous.

Alex Turnoff: We all felt like our first audition was our best performance of our careers but one judge didn’t agree. 

Niall Whoreman: Yeah we have Louis Welsh to thank for Aztec Funkeys making it to the second stage of the competition.

Caroline Flapjack: So Nicole gave you a no last time? Do you feel as if you have something to prove this time around?

Band: Yeah

Alex Turnoff: Definitely 

Kanye East: We need to show her how serious we are about our music yo

Caroline Flapjack: Well you better get in there then. Good luck boys.

Scene Two

The band enters the room and sits down in silence. The judges are already in the room. 

Louis Welsh: Hi boys

Nicole Shirtswinger  Welcome back

Louis Welsh: In your first audition you impressed me with your passion and enthusiasm. Personally I thought it was a great audition

Band: Thanks Louis

Nicole Shirtswinger: You were definitely enthusiastic but I’m just not sure you’re right for the competition.

Niall whoreman: This is our life. We have so much riding on this it means everything to us.

Louis Welsh: I can feel your determination

Nicole Shirtswinger  I think you need to fight for it.

Louis Welsh: As a compromise, as I think you have potential and Nicole disagrees, we have decided that to you need to earn your place in this competition.

Nicole Shirtswinger: Aztec Funkeys is becoming a three piece band.

Louis Welsh: Show us what you can do and what this competition means to you.

Kanye East: Yo I’m doing this for the music and for my baby girl North East. 

Robin Thin: My true inspiration is my late great late great grandma. 

Alex Turnoff: My hamster Angela has a serious bone disease and I’m here raising awareness. Hamster owners will be able to relate to me.

Niall Whoreman: I own a potato farm back in Ireland really needs a rejuvenation and this competition will help me achieve that.

Each band member improvises an act to impress the judges.